Rolla Herald

September 1, 1870

 

The Unkindest Cut of All

 

The Rolla Express, some weeks ago undertook the job of giving Monks a deserved rap over the knuckles, as a set-back for his presumption in asking the votes of the radical party to place him in the senatorial seat.  Monks retorted in a long letter, which the Express editor, publishes, as he says, “verbatim, spellatim.”

 

This custom of using the club of an ignoramus to knock out his brains, is an old one, and is a species of grim revenge that does an editor good to contemplate.

 

Monks, however, promises to make a little speech to our people, on his return from Jefferson City, when we presume he will translate the letter, with copious notes and illustrations.

 

Below we give an extract from the letter, in order that Democrats may see of what material radical candidates are made:

 

TO THE UNION SNEAK

 

Who says by way of and editorial which is placed in the rolla express August 6, 1870, Major Monks may plead innocent of the changes made against him but some of us now him and he cannot make that impresioun on all of the people.

 

I admit that a grate many persons now me and thare is one class of persons noun as rebels who have felt me and thare is a class of persons noun as copperhead who do not like my land marks and I think the above refered to are one of the persons and thare is a third class of persons who are worse than either of the classed refered to this class of men are composed of money skisters of fire pimps who had not the courage to come out in support of their principals or was entirely void of principal who was dastards and couards claiming to be a friend to the strong party let him be rebel or union

 

I will say to these fault finders that same lot, they was to dastardly cowards to void of principal to follow the rear of the army but when danger shone they retreated in the rear of hoop-skearts thrown themselves on ther mersey to plead thir cause and if the rebels charge these fellows with being radicals they would deny it with an oath declare on their sacred honor that they was good Southern men always had bein for the old constitution.  This same calss of fellows so soon as danger was over would sally out and those that could not get office at the hands of the soulger would erect a clabbon or shanty near where the war worn soulgers was quartrd, hunt around and beg or pick up the top of some old cracker box for a counter then by some doz. Boxes of sardeans and the same amount ousters some four or five gallons of rot gut whiskey put up some old refused crackers of the soulgers and then by an old greasy deck of cards then hire some loafer to play an old bango these sowardly sneaks would commence stealing of their own soulgers munny.

 

 

 

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